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If your baby can easily climb out of a crib, you need a new one.

The baby monitor looks like it’s on drugs. “Let’s keep an eye out on the hearing aid.” Just listen to make sure he doesn’t do anything. Should I suspect her of communicating with aliens? The hearing aid is orchestrating an alien invasion? Are you freakin’ kidding me?!? The Little Master sounds like a euphemism for penis. Hey honey, look! Our son is talking to the toaster.

“I see a new you.” Can I see a new scene, please? Why is the baby left unattended in the kitchen? Way to be horrible parents!

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This movie had to insert a random musical number, didn’t it? “Hold your applause until you’ve seen me do a baked potato.” A quote from Jenna Jameson. A baby crying brings Blanket out of depression? Okay, then. Is Blanket sizing up for a heel turn? He seems to be concocting a plan to kill the baby. Please don’t tell me a rat is going to give a blanket the “birds and the bees” talk.

How do you mistake a baby for a sausage? Why does the Master look like Ron Howard? I think a “Three Musketeers” movie starring kitchen appliances would be more entertaining than Paul W.S. It’s fitting that Wayne “Newman” Knight is voicing the microwave. I live for it!” Somewhere, Mike Rotunda is smiling. He never throws anything away.” He’s a hoarder! Maybe this is why Randy Orton hears voices in his head. “That song has just been murdered.” Just like the writer’s credibility. Just what a movie about living appliances need a talking rat who likes rap music. “Come over here and twist my dial.” The radio is a pervert! How is the vacuum cleaner snapping it’s plug? Why does it look like they’re driving that car in reverse? Usually, space is reserved for horror sequels, not family ones. Why does this music make me think of “A Nightmare on Elm Street”? Since I had this copy of “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars” sitting in my collection, I decided to induct it, anyway. However, I still claim it as a personal victory. Two weeks later, what did Doug review? The same movie! Clearly, this was only a coincidence. A few weeks ago, I inducted “The Exorcist 2: The Heretic” into the Halloween Movienalia 2011. I forked my dollar over and vowed to beat the Nostalgia Critic to the punch.Īs it turns out, I already did. The next day, I went yard sale hunting and what did I find? “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars”, of course! For only a dollar, this precious oddity was mine.

The one in particular is this one, as it sounded like a “Simpsons” gag, not a real movie. He says he won’t review it because he loves the film, though may consider reviewing the sequels. I was watching Doug Walker’s video on what films he wouldn’t review and he mentioned “The Brave Little Toaster”. Sure such parenting methods could scar a kid physically and psychologically, but I definitely learned more from doing stupid shit than I did from not being aloud to do that shit.īasically the point is if you were a kid when this movie cam out you can't really exempt yourself from the pussy parenting generation, but you can to some extent distance yourself from it.A mildly amusing story regarding this week’s Movienalia entry, “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars”.

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To teach me how to be safe with knives my dad just handed me a pocket knife one day and though I cut the hell out of my fingers in the first day, he didn't take it away from me to teach me that I should never drink something unless I'm sure of what it is, my dad once screamed 'ALEX THAT'S BLEACH!' as I took a drink from a bottle of water that I left sitting on the counter unattended for a few minutes. Horrifying memory of clowns aside and once again repressed, though my parents did shelter me from certain things, even if they were the wrong things, they still let me learn by doing. I'd hold them accountable for their poor judgement, but then again, nobody can truly understand a fear of clowns until they are awoken from a nap to find bozo's pale seemingly lifeless face staring down at them with that smile, that damned soulless smile.

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My parents sure didn't and actually went on to hire a baby sitter that was a clown who would come to my home in full clown attire. If that wasn't there though, most parents would see nothing wrong with the clown or the hand of smoke grabbing the kid and taking him away. After watching this movie once my parents said 'This is a bit to scary and fucked up for him to watch again.' In all honesty I could understand why both my parents and the parents now days would say this was inn-appropriate the blatant suicide reference coming to mind. Anyone who was a kid when brave little toaster was out, myself included, was more at the transition between the times when parents would let their kid learn by doing and the times where parents shelter their kids from all things bad.